Non-sexual fantasy

Inspired by @bjnovak - I decided mine was too long for your list.
  1. 1.
    I walk into a coffee shop and discover that it's Free Mango Chai Latte Day.
    "Awww nice!" I think to myself as I slyly slip into the line.
  2. 2.
    After waiting 5.2 seconds, I step up to the counter, place my order and begin dancing along with the Broadway music blasting through the shop.
    I overestimate my balancing skills and topple over.
  3. 3.
    Thankfully, the universe is smiling down upon little me that day, because right behind me stands George Lucas.
  4. 4.
    "Ohmygosh,Mr. Lucas,I'msosorry! MytherapisttellsmeallthetimethatIshouldn'tswaysomuchinpublic - mybad. Justkidding thatwasajokehahaha Idon'treallyhaveatherapist, justapetcactusnamedWilmathatilovewithallmyheart.AlthoughnowthatI'vebeenrantingforasolidsevensecondsyouprobablythinkthatI'mcrazy. Hahaha. How cool is it that there are free lattes today?"
    And I keep my cool
  5. 5.
    Lucas obviously recognizes my deep talent for words and staying calm, so he hires me on the spot for a future Star Wars sequel.
    There are a few major strings to pull, but hey! The guy has connections.
  6. 6.
    I end up staring in Star Wars, and eventually go on to make it big in Hollywood.
    I monopolize the adorable-and-hilarious-and-witty-short-girl roles in many new TV shows. I also publish quite a few books and build a solid speaking platform.
  7. 7.
    Plus, my free mango chai latte was superb.