Requested by Hannah

THE TRAGIC TALE OF MY TWITTER ACCOUNT

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    I am just a meager girl who has some social media experience
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    But I'm also a girl who believes our society spends far too much time on social media
    ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ–‹๐Ÿ—ž๐Ÿ—บ๐Ÿ—โ›ช๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŽณ๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽญโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿน๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿจโ˜•๏ธโ˜ƒ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป > ๐Ÿ“ฑ
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    A short while ago I made the daring decision to cut back and go against the horrifyingly strong stream of internet addiction
    ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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    So I thinned out my Instagram and deleted my Twitter
    ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿฅ
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    Daring I know
    ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
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    (Don't worry - the list app will never go)
    1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ = ๐Ÿ’ฏ
  7. โ€ข
    I even got rid of the Instagram, Facebook, and snapchat apps on my phone - this girl is serious stuff!
    ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“ต ๐ŸŽ‰
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    I blissfully enjoyed the next few days of my existence, living completely free from the scrutiny of others and free from the shackles of twitter.
    ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“โ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ
  9. โ€ข
    Life as it should be
    ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
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    Last night I received an email from a spring semester prof
    ๐Ÿ’ป
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    To my horror he informed us of the importance of a certain social media website in our society
    ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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    He informed us how utterly imperative to our existence in his class an account was
    ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข
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    He instructed us to sign up immediately if we, for some strange reason, didn't already subscribe
    ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    He told us we needed
    ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต
  15. โ€ข
    Twitter
    ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜ซ
  16. โ€ข
    I made the walk of shame back to the birdy and signed myself back up.
    ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿฅ
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    I now must begin again to rebuild a Twitter empire
    ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ
  18. โ€ข
    Moral of the story: follow me @MiriamThurber so my prof doesn't think I'm some looser-out-of-touch-with-society-free-thinking-unshackled individual with only 13 followers
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