1. A thousand rejection letters tied with string
    Everyone knows that string is for brown paper packages and joy. Seeing them around a thousand rejection letters would absolutely break my heart.
  2. Seeing my friends cry
    I just want to fix all the hurt in your lives and replace it with laughter. Is that too much to ask?
  3. A breakup over text
    Seriously though! These are so degrading. like what.
  4. The absence of chocolate
    Enough said.