WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR BUT TO.....

  1. Carry you over the rocky places in life
  2. Push your boobs in while you pull the crazy-tight shirt over your torso
  3. Let you use ALL of my stuff
  4. Close your parentheses
  5. Point out when the cafeteria has sweet potato fries
  6. Help you understand the dirty jokes on TV
  7. Watch insane amounts of Chuck while cuddling and chugging dunkin donuts coffee