WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR BUT TO.....
- •Carry you over the rocky places in life
- •Push your boobs in while you pull the crazy-tight shirt over your torso
- •Let you use ALL of my stuff
- •Close your parentheses
- •Point out when the cafeteria has sweet potato fries
- •Help you understand the dirty jokes on TV
- •Watch insane amounts of Chuck while cuddling and chugging dunkin donuts coffee