Things I Did at Work Today

  1. Algebra
    And here I thought as an English major working in theater I would never have to do math again.
  2. Watched an episode of Sex and the City
    My boss told me to take a long lunch break. What can I say?
  3. Observed the boss's dog from afar
    Starting today, he works at the office now, too, apparently.
  4. Continued my endless battle with the printer
    As one does in every office in the history of the universe.