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I wish well-spent Sundays happened more often.
  1. Coffee. Nothing happens before there is coffee in my system.
  2. Go to the gym
    And when I say go to the gym, I view this as more of a social event because I get to tell all the cool girls who work at the front desk about my favourite SNL skits from the night before.
  3. Make a spinach and cheese omelette (and more coffee)
    Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day. This morning I ate my omelette with mustard, pickled eggplants, and my favourite cranberry toast because I am not ashamed to be basic.
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We are the definition of dysfunctional.
  1. Eat fast or you don't eat
  2. There's always at least one "oops baby"
    And you will be made fun of until the end of time if said baby is you.
  3. You'll never be the best at anything
    This is not a bad thing.
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A day in the life of my stomach during PMS.
  1. A croissant. With lots of butter. Straight from France.
  2. Coffee, always.
  3. Popcorn.
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Living more than 1000 miles away from @SavannahRidout is hard. And because these things are one million times more enjoyable when done together.
  1. Watching the pilots of our favourite 90s TV shows
    Charmed, ER, and Party of Five to name just a few.
  2. Eating fried avocados
  3. Befriending Liz Torres on a hotel balcony
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These are the things that kept me company on my drive to work this week.
  1. The Hamilton cast recording
    Because it's fucking revolutionary. That's all you need to know. Go see it. Go listen to it.
  2. Heartburn on Audible
    The most important piece of literature (basically everything by Nora Ephron is life changing) is made even better when read aloud by Meryl Streep.
  3. Womp It Up podcast
    I've officially listened to every episode three times and I need @lennonparham and Jessica St. Clair to git on the get and make some more.
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There are approximately forty thousand more, but the heartache I endured while creating this list has caused too much suffering and I cannot continue.
  1. Britney and Justin
    I am a child of the late '90s/early '00s, and even if I wasn't, this is self explanatory.
  2. Rachel and Ryan
    Again, self explanatory. (Also, I am Canadian and they are our royalty.)
  3. Brad and Jennifer
    I have never shed so many tears over a relationship that wasn't my own. Their love was so pure. Sigh.
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I would like to thank my parents for lying to me as a child and making me believe Coke was black water. My children will one day reap the benefits of all the trauma I suffered well into my late-teens. (I am a terrible human who should not be allowed to have kids.)
  1. 1.
    When the ice cream truck plays music, it means they've run out of ice cream.
  2. 2.
    There are no vegetables in this dish. No, that is not a carrot. It's a Cheeto.
  3. 3.
    They don't let kids with diapers into Disney World.
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  1. The smell of leather and new cars
  2. The sound of rain hitting the window
  3. Overdoing it on popcorn with butter and ketchup seasoning
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