CELEBRITY BREAKUPS I'M STILL HEARTBROKEN ABOUT
There are approximately forty thousand more, but the heartache I endured while creating this list has caused too much suffering and I cannot continue.
- •Britney and JustinI am a child of the late '90s/early '00s, and even if I wasn't, this is self explanatory.
- •Rachel and RyanAgain, self explanatory. (Also, I am Canadian and they are our royalty.)
- •Brad and JenniferI have never shed so many tears over a relationship that wasn't my own. Their love was so pure. Sigh.
- •Ben and J.LoDon't talk to me about this one. It's still too soon. Ten points for you if you know which interview I'm referring to when I talk about them cooking in their house by the water. 💔
- •Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins
- •Blake and Miranda
- •Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman
- •Will and AmyI was eating Thai food when I heard about this one. I never went back to that restaurant again.
- •Jason Segal and Michelle Williams
- •Nick and JessicaThank god we have the magic that is Newlyweds to remind us of this glorious time in history. I am the sea and they are my chickens.
- •Keri Russell and Scott Speedman
- •Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon
- •Lauren Conrad and Brody JennerThe worst part of it all is when I had to admit to myself that I knew they were never really a couple.
- •Diane Keaton and Warren Beatty
- •Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody
- •Emma Stone and Andrew GarfieldThis wound is still very, very raw. 😔