Ranking the Chain Coffee Shops, by a Non-coffee Drinker

  1. 1.
    Tim Horton's
    Cheap meds? Wilderness? Lower drinking age? Nah. Canada's greatest attraction for outsiders is Tim Horton's.
  2. 2.
    Starbucks
    I love their strawberry smoothies and free wifi. I hate the way I smell when I leave.
  3. 3.
    Dunkin' Donuts
    America runs away from Dunkin'.
  4. 4.
    Biggby's
    Went to one once. Had a water. The bottle was unwieldy.