EVERY. TIME.

that
  1. I change the thermostat to 74 my dad changes it back to 70
  2. I try and stifle a sneeze in a quiet place I just end up going "HAAAUUUUHH" in a loud, low tone and it's so so much worse
    and then I start laughing bc it's so fucking funny
  3. my mom and I start watching friends on nick at nite at 11 we end up sitting there till 1 am
  4. I get a gel manicure I peel off all the gel before two weeks is up
  5. I pick up the life-changing magic of tidying up I subsequently discard 628152 things