FIRST FEW PURCHASES IF I WON THE LOTTERY
- •a new retainer. I have been saying this since about 2009. which at that point was already four years into my possession of the thing. even though dr. Tim (yes shut up I know) assured me I'd only need it for a year. you know what...I think I'll get this even if I don't win the lottery.
- •some prime real estate in the obvious cities (New York, London, Paris, Milan, essentially all cities with a fashion week. also Philly, bc ✊🏼)
- •fine art coming from a very soft market, because even though I'm a multi-millionaire, I'd still like to get my money's worth.
- •a maddeningly excessive number of Rebecca Minkoff bags
- •an extreme couponing-style stockpile of Nutella