THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE THEATER TONIGHT
This is what I get for trying to be cultured.
- •Ran from one end of the nearby mall to the other for a mediocre pizza
- •Walked to the wrong theater
- •Found the right theater (finally)
- •Immediately felt underdressed
- •But then saw someone in shorts and felt better.I'd like to clarify that I'M not in shorts. I'm in a dress. Don't worry, I'm classy.
- •Ran into an elevator as it was closing and audibly heard someone sigh
- •Got out on the next level which turns out was NOT the balcony
- •Promptly ran up 5 more stories of stairs because we were late
- •Annoyingly passed by half my row to get to my seat because I was in the very center
- •Was BLOWN AWAY by the show
- •Looked up the next flight to Africa.Context: I saw The Lion King 🦁