THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE THEATER TONIGHT

This is what I get for trying to be cultured.
  1. Ran from one end of the nearby mall to the other for a mediocre pizza
  2. Walked to the wrong theater
  3. Found the right theater (finally)
  4. Immediately felt underdressed
  5. But then saw someone in shorts and felt better.
    I'd like to clarify that I'M not in shorts. I'm in a dress. Don't worry, I'm classy.
  6. Ran into an elevator as it was closing and audibly heard someone sigh
  7. Got out on the next level which turns out was NOT the balcony
  8. Promptly ran up 5 more stories of stairs because we were late
  9. Annoyingly passed by half my row to get to my seat because I was in the very center
  10. Was BLOWN AWAY by the show
  11. Looked up the next flight to Africa.
    Context: I saw The Lion King 🦁