SIGNS YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED A BERNIE BRO....
So you're at a Hillary rally or local Patagonia store.... HOW to tell if you've encounter a Bernie bro.
- •He wears a minimalist leather band watch. But does that thing where the face of the watch faces inward so you opens his arm to glance down at the time.
- •He's TOALLY cool with going down on you, but still thinks it's a bartering system... "I'll do you, if you do me."
- •He says shit like "Jane Austen reinforces heteronormative narratives" thinking you'll be into it.
- •He wears vintage baseball caps or backwards SnapBack with witty sayings on them.
- •His mom probably has a shrine to Hillary in their second guest bedroom.
- •He needs a haircut
- •He is constantly stoned. And calls himself a 'functional stoner.'
- •Knows a little bit about a lot of things, but doesn't know much about anything.