THINGS I HATE WHEN OTHERS DO THEM, BUT ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO DO
Shit I make fun of other people for... but occasionally do myself.
- •Instagram pictures of latte art
- •Use the word "literally" in a not literal context
- •Makeout with guys wearing leather jackets outside of bars
- •Suggest going to karaoke after one or four too many tequila shots
- •Have an uniformed opinion on a complex topic that you love to share (ie: campaign finance reform, reincarnation and how gluten-free pasta is made)
- •Late-night text the ex after enjoying a few libations