THINGS I HATE WHEN OTHERS DO THEM, BUT ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO DO

Shit I make fun of other people for... but occasionally do myself.
  1. Instagram pictures of latte art
  2. Use the word "literally" in a not literal context
  3. Makeout with guys wearing leather jackets outside of bars
  4. Suggest going to karaoke after one or four too many tequila shots
  5. Have an uniformed opinion on a complex topic that you love to share (ie: campaign finance reform, reincarnation and how gluten-free pasta is made)
  6. Late-night text the ex after enjoying a few libations