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- 1.Taron Egerton would be lucky to procreate with you.
- 2.When Harry Styles looks lost, it's because he's looking for you.
- 3.You're the 5th Harmony in everyone's life.
- •Liability - Lorde
- •Green Light - Lorde
- •Rooting For You - London Grammar
- •Imagine, if you would, could, should... being a "middle-class," Christian, white, average height and weight, ((BUT GAY!!)) male... the tough life, right? Not so!...
- •Sure, it was awkward walking back into my parents home after a night at my boyfriend's downtown condo, the morning after, the walk of shame(?), blissfully smiling and saying hi to mom, the. walking into the bathroom, looking into the mirror, and seeing *GASP,* a hickey.
- •A "love bite."
- •Run away and join a circus
- •Sell all my Disney merchandise
Inspired by @roaringsoftly
- •A shrine to all the hot men you've ever fantasized marrying.
- 6.LumiereLumiere has the brains and poise for something like Archery or Fencing, but he's too busy fucking the hot horny young competitor's from America that didn't make the cut so he misses (skips) the finals.
- 5.WardrobeShe'd totally lose diving with that cannonball, but she'd have fun doing it!
- 4.CogsworthTbh Cogsworth just is not a winner. But he'd probably take, like, at least 6th in the bobsled.