AGGRESSIVELY NEGATIVE RESPONSES TO AGGRESSIVELY POSITIVE DOVE CHOCOLATES

  1. As if you'd know what that's like.
  2. YOU get lost!
  3. Whose? Yours?
  4. You must not get a lotta action...
  5. Okay, Social Justice League.
  6. Bitch, I earn my days off.
  7. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
  8. Don't you dare tell me what I can or can't do again.
  9. That's wildly inappropriate!
  10. Ew.
  11. Slut.
  12. Or I could just keep reading these...
  13. How dare you. It IS my birthday, bitch! You don't know my life.