ALRIGHT, NERDS. DO YOU THINK TARON EGERTON SHOULD BE WITH ME OR @K8MCGARRY?

  1. BRASS TAX, LISTERS.
  2. EXHIBIT A:
    I WAS HERE FIRST.
  3. I CALL @lesleyann and @keira AS WITNESS
  4. That's THIS March, People!
  5. I DOMINATE THE LIST APP TARON EGERTON CONTENT.
  6. ME!
  7. EXHIBIT B:
    KATE ALREADY HAS NIALL.
  8. @brimattia WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOINGGGGGG
  9. VOTE, NERDS! VOTE!
  10. ALSO I HAVE LOVED HIM SINCE KINGSMAN WHEN MY LUST FOR HIM MADE ME PHYSICALLY UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY SEAT AND THEN I WATCHED EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER BEEN IN INCLUDING AN OBSCURE STUDENT FILM I FOUND ON YOUTUBE AND ALSO I REGULARLY LISTEN TO CLIPS OF HIS GORGEOUS ACCENT ON YOUTUBE WHILE I FALL ASLEEP SO JUST SO ALL THE EVIDENCE IS OUT THERE
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  11. Obviously me
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  12. KATE AND I SHARE NIALL. WE HAVE RAISED THAT BOY. WE HAVE LOVED THAT BOY. WE JUST WANT TO COPARENT HIM AND MAKE SURE HES WARM AND WELL FED. WE ALSO BOTH KINDA WANT TO LICK HIM. ITS COMPLICATED.
    But in regards to Taron IDK!!! @k8mcgarry
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  13. EXHIBIT B: Michael isn't willing or able to make as much time for Taron as i am
    I mean I was at work too but I still watched all 38 minutes of this interview WHERE WERE YOU MICHAEL. WHERE. WERE. YOU.
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  14. KATE UR DRUNK. I ALREADY PRESENTED EXHIBIT B.
  15. @ Taron and everyone
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  16. GUYS DONT FIGHT OVER TARON IT MAKES HIM SAD PLZ SHARE THERES ENOUGH OF HIM TO GO AROUND.
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  17. EXHIBIT C. CLAUSE 2.03
  18. I SAY WE LET TARON CHOOSE
    I'll cal him right now don't worry about it :j
    Suggested by   @lesleyann
  19. Okay but @michael_circa91 literally lost his shit in public over Taron. Literally everyone knows.
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  20. Suggested by   @kaitlynvella
  21. UPDATE: waiting for Taron's response
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  22. I VOTE FOR MICHAEL AND TARON
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  23. EXHIBIT D or whatever: WE ARE MAYBE THE SAME PERSON
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  24. EXHIBIT E or whatever: HE CANT TAKE HIS EYES OFF ME
  25. EXHIBIT F: who is this hussy
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