*Clicks Recorder*

Inspired by @brimattia @k8mcgarry et al
  1. Harry so small baker wow
  2. Louie said no Louie never worked in show business again
  3. Ew Liam why Is he here
  4. Ha Liam's dramatic return story is so Liam
  5. Omg his voice and his annunciation / pronunciation of Cry Me A River is so unnecessary bye wow ew Grace sucks
  6. Wow a four chair turn for Liam and he chose to be on Team meatball
  7. Niall wants to be Justin Bieber and I'm like ok where's the beef and callin Calvin Klein rn
  8. LOUIS WAS OFF PITCH BUT HE SMILED LIKE A TWO-TOOTHED 50 YEAR OLD FLASHER ON THE TUBE AND HAD BEIBER HAIR SO THEY PUSHED HIM THROUGH
  9. Katy Perry brings in Niall and now Niall's messin with Ed AND Tay and I'm like god I hope he has Adele or Bey backing him up
  10. They didn't even let Niall finish? Ouch
  11. Also I think he started collecting woman's bodies on his wall to compensate for Katy Perry calling him adorable
  12. Oh SHIT
  13. I FORGOT ZAYN WAS IN THIS
  14. IM NOT READY
  15. Wait ok bye that was gr8
  16. Also is this gonna be like hey you're one direction and you're little mix?
  17. @lesleyann "That's notttt little mix"
  18. I know I just wanted to hear @k8mcgarry scream from the west coast