Disney Animals, Ranked By How Successfully They Could Hide A Disney Princess In Their Hair

Inspired by a request by @joemurphy
  1. 13.
    Toulouse: there's not a fly-fucking chance, my brother.
  2. 12.
    Dumbo: Ears yes, Hair no.
  3. 11.
    Scar: well, ya see... thing is he's dead, the mother-fucker.
  4. 10.
    Cross-Dressing Robin Hood: Stringy, Short, Charcoal, not likely...
  5. 9.
    Cross-Dressing Little John: Stringy, Short, Straw-Yellow, not likely...
  6. 8.
    Lady: Lady's pretty small but her ears got some dense volume!
  7. 7.
    Angus: I mean as long as it's not that bitch with the bright orange biggest fucking head of hair you've ever seen, it might happen?
  8. 6.
    Adult Simba: this stringy-haired fuck didn't enjoy the finer perks of royalty and a quality shampoo till he returned to Pride Rock in Lion King 2
  9. 5.
    Scuttle: with the right Dinglehopper... hair like Tina Turner!
  10. 4.
    Rita: DENSE, Fabulous, Volume! Hair Tina Turner would kill for!
  11. 3.
    Abu as a Horse: Curls, Mass, Volume, and Fabulous
  12. 2.
    Mufasa: Volume, Quantity, Lift and Form... as it goes hiding a Disney princess in his hair, Mufasa's majestic mane takes the cake.
  13. 1.