Inspired by a request by @joemurphy
  1. Toulouse: there's not a fly-fucking chance, my brother.
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  2. Dumbo: Ears yes, Hair no.
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  3. Scar: well, ya see... thing is he's dead, the mother-fucker.
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  4. Cross-Dressing Robin Hood: Stringy, Short, Charcoal, not likely...
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  5. Cross-Dressing Little John: Stringy, Short, Straw-Yellow, not likely...
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  6. Lady: Lady's pretty small but her ears got some dense volume!
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  7. Angus: I mean as long as it's not that bitch with the bright orange biggest fucking head of hair you've ever seen, it might happen?
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  8. Adult Simba: this stringy-haired fuck didn't enjoy the finer perks of royalty and a quality shampoo till he returned to Pride Rock in Lion King 2
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  9. Scuttle: with the right Dinglehopper... hair like Tina Turner!
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  10. Rita: DENSE, Fabulous, Volume! Hair Tina Turner would kill for!
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  11. Abu as a Horse: Curls, Mass, Volume, and Fabulous
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  12. Mufasa: Volume, Quantity, Lift and Form... as it goes hiding a Disney princess in his hair, Mufasa's majestic mane takes the cake.
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  13. Giphy