Disney Animals, Ranked By How Successfully They Could Hide A Disney Princess In Their Hair
Inspired by a request by @joemurphy
- 13.Toulouse: there's not a fly-fucking chance, my brother.
- 12.Dumbo: Ears yes, Hair no.
- 11.Scar: well, ya see... thing is he's dead, the mother-fucker.
- 10.Cross-Dressing Robin Hood: Stringy, Short, Charcoal, not likely...
- 9.Cross-Dressing Little John: Stringy, Short, Straw-Yellow, not likely...
- 8.Lady: Lady's pretty small but her ears got some dense volume!
- 7.Angus: I mean as long as it's not that bitch with the bright orange biggest fucking head of hair you've ever seen, it might happen?
- 6.Adult Simba: this stringy-haired fuck didn't enjoy the finer perks of royalty and a quality shampoo till he returned to Pride Rock in Lion King 2
- 5.Scuttle: with the right Dinglehopper... hair like Tina Turner!
- 4.Rita: DENSE, Fabulous, Volume! Hair Tina Turner would kill for!
- 3.Abu as a Horse: Curls, Mass, Volume, and Fabulous
- 2.Mufasa: Volume, Quantity, Lift and Form... as it goes hiding a Disney princess in his hair, Mufasa's majestic mane takes the cake.