Floor 5 Cutie With Corgi

Everything I want from him, ranked.
  1. 5.
    Sex.
    Are you really surprised at this point?
  2. 4.
    His facial hair on my body.
    What??
  3. 3.
    His hipster glasses.
  4. 2.
    Corgi.
  5. 1.
    Leave me alone, get out of my way, I have cupcakes to bring to my babe on Floor 4.
    Happy Birthday, @Northern_Orion!