HELP ME EXACT REVENGE ON MY YOUNGER SISTER AND HER FRIENDS FOR EATING ALL THEIR 🍕🍕🍕
I get home after slaving away at my part time job only to find that pizza was ordered and then promptly demolished before I even returned.
- •I could push them...Aggressively!
- •I could eat all these M&Ms?THAT'D show 'em.
- •Get windex out and squirt them with it.I've done this twice.
- •Leave more than two passive aggressive post its about your feelingsSuggested by @maggzerts
- •...EAT it bizchez!!! Suggested by @maggzerts
- •If she has a bunkbed (for whatever reason) hide the latter to the top bunk.I've also done this twice.
- •Wake up at 5 am, stick your fingers in the freezer for a full minute, go into her room and grab her feet under her covers.I did this once. It didn't occur to me to just use ice cubes instead of my fingers. But I feel like I got the whole experience that way. Disclaimer: might get kicked in the face.
- •1. Bite yourself 2. SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS UNTIL YOUR PARENTS ARRIVE. 3. Blame it on a sibling of your choice.I think I was a demon.
- •1. Fill a glass with milk. 2. Walk over to them and literally pour the milk on them. 3. Any punishment that results will be worth the story and the memory.Suggested by @joemurphy
- •Threaten to stab them with a pencil and then actually accidentally stab them with a pencil.Srry @joemurphy