I get home after slaving away at my part time job only to find that pizza was ordered and then promptly demolished before I even returned.
  1. I could push them...
  2. I could eat all these M&Ms?
    THAT'D show 'em.
  3. Get windex out and squirt them with it.
    I've done this twice.
    Suggested by @marymurphy
  4. Leave more than two passive aggressive post its about your feelings
    Suggested by @maggzerts
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    EAT it bizchez!!! Suggested by @maggzerts
  6. If she has a bunkbed (for whatever reason) hide the latter to the top bunk.
    I've also done this twice.
    Suggested by @marymurphy
  7. Wake up at 5 am, stick your fingers in the freezer for a full minute, go into her room and grab her feet under her covers.
    I did this once. It didn't occur to me to just use ice cubes instead of my fingers. But I feel like I got the whole experience that way. Disclaimer: might get kicked in the face.
    Suggested by @marymurphy
  8. 1. Bite yourself 2. SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS UNTIL YOUR PARENTS ARRIVE. 3. Blame it on a sibling of your choice.
    I think I was a demon.
    Suggested by @marymurphy
  9. 1. Fill a glass with milk. 2. Walk over to them and literally pour the milk on them. 3. Any punishment that results will be worth the story and the memory.
    Suggested by @joemurphy
  10. Threaten to stab them with a pencil and then actually accidentally stab them with a pencil.
    Suggested by @marymurphy