Hi, I'm watching Beauty And The Beast before Bed, AMA

  1. I have a lot of questions, number one, how dare you?
    Suggested by   @joemurphy
  2. Hi @joemurphy, thanks for tuning in. It's an inflated sense of security that growing up Disney has given me. If I can't save myself someone else will!...
  3. Has Gaston done this yet?
    Suggested by   @jessilee23
  4. Yea, @jessilee23, fuckin Maurice just blamed the damn horse for getting lost.
  5. Which song from the movie is your favorite, and why is it "Belle"?
    Suggested by   @sarahmccoy
  6. Oh shit, @sarahmccoy, I just got got!... #burn #wasitthatobvious?
    It's obviously Belle because it has everything, main character introduction, chorus, villain sings, reprise (more on that later) and oh, THIS GODDAMN SHEEP
  7. Where's the list, dillhole?
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  8. @k8mcgarry Did you check your twat?
  9. FMK Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, and the ottoman
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  10. @k8mcgarry - Fuck the upholstery, marry Mrs. Potts, kill the clock
  11. Does it bother you that you just admitted you would fuck a dog
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  12. @k8mcgarry it does. You know me so well.
  13. Since this is before bed, who will you play in the movie when it shows up in your dream tonight?
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  14. @Boogie good question tbh I'll be myself - a new character in the world and Belle's gonna fuckin hate me Beast will be like a weird teacherly mentor and Gaston and I hook up, twice.
  15. I checked my twat but it wasn't there. Any other suggestions?
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  16. @k8mcgarry: check up @joemurphy's tight ass.
  17. Do you think Gaston waxes his arms?
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  18. @marykathryn, dear god. Look what you've done.
    And actually now that you mention it, I think Lefou shaves Gaston's arms.
  19. DO YOU THINK THE OTHER CUPS/DRINK-WARE ENVY CHIP AND MRS POTTS FOR HAVING A FACE WHILE THE REST OF THEM DONT??
    Suggested by   @lesleyann
  20. @lesleyann I don't wanna get too political.
  21. How many minutes does the movie last and how many minutes would you cut from it?
    Suggested by   @solena
  22. @solena rude question. Not enough. And 0. (I still love you)
  23. I just thought you'd like to know that I had a dream last night that Maleficent was my mom
    Suggested by   @moonjockey