Honest Descriptions of My List Friends

Inspired by @joemurphy, I'm not drunk enough for this ...
  1. The one that told me to move to Boston
  2. The one that was my first List crush
  3. The one that has always been there
  4. The one that I'm not happy unless we're feuding
  5. The one that I'm most jealous of
  6. The one that I wish I talked to more
  7. The one that makes me laugh hardest sometimes
  8. The one that I want to emigrate to
  9. The one that I think would get into trouble with me
  10. The one that makes me want to be v explicit
  11. The one that is so caring and I suck
  12. The one that we'd either hit it off or take a long time to like each other but like this app took care of that probs