JOB APPLICATION BS
Thanks K8 for the request!! "DREAM JOB APPLICATION" @k8mcgarry
- 1.Register BSThe generation that had to remember dumb shit spy codes with capital letters and numbers and symbols and cryptograms any time they wanted to do anything.
- 2.No LinkedIn BSBitches, I was gonna be a teacher.
- 3.Employment History BSOh, right. My starting AND ending pay for that "job" from 6 years ago. Right.
- 4.May We Contact? BSHaha, you have fun with that.
- 5.Education BSAll that work for this?? They don't even want a filtered pic of my framed diploma?? Should I send them a SnapChat to show how "tech-savvy" I am??
- 6.Resume BSClose enough!!
- 7.Cover Letter BSLet's see how far I can get my nose up your ... (This excessively vulgar content has been removed under The List App's Term & Conditions, click here to read more).
- 8.References BSThese people supposedly will get me a job instead of giving me a job. 😽😽😽💞
- 9.Voluntary Disclosure BSWhite as Hell, tbh.
- 10.Additional Questions BSDon't make me tell you how to underpay me!... Lazy-ass (This excessively vulgar content has been removed under The List App's Term & Conditions, click here to read more).
- 11.Electronic Signature BSLol Ya know with all the new robots this is super secure... whatever this is all BS.
- 12.Submit BSLol, bai while I BARF.