JOB APPLICATION BS

Thanks K8 for the request!! "DREAM JOB APPLICATION" @k8mcgarry
  1. 1.
    Register BS
    The generation that had to remember dumb shit spy codes with capital letters and numbers and symbols and cryptograms any time they wanted to do anything.
  2. 2.
    No LinkedIn BS
    Bitches, I was gonna be a teacher.
  3. 3.
    Employment History BS
    Oh, right. My starting AND ending pay for that "job" from 6 years ago. Right.
  4. 4.
    May We Contact? BS
    Haha, you have fun with that.
  5. 5.
    Education BS
    All that work for this?? They don't even want a filtered pic of my framed diploma?? Should I send them a SnapChat to show how "tech-savvy" I am??
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    Resume BS
    Close enough!!
  7. 7.
    Cover Letter BS
    Let's see how far I can get my nose up your ... (This excessively vulgar content has been removed under The List App's Term & Conditions, click here to read more).
  8. 8.
    References BS
    These people supposedly will get me a job instead of giving me a job. 😽😽😽💞
  9. 9.
    Voluntary Disclosure BS
    White as Hell, tbh.
  10. 10.
    Additional Questions BS
    Don't make me tell you how to underpay me!... Lazy-ass (This excessively vulgar content has been removed under The List App's Term & Conditions, click here to read more).
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    Electronic Signature BS
    Lol Ya know with all the new robots this is super secure... whatever this is all BS.
  12. 12.
    Submit BS
    Lol, bai while I BARF.