MAN THINGS AT THIS BAR

Another collaborative list with @lesleyann
  1. BIG TRUCKS
    "I'm sorry! I didn't see you there behind your BIG TRUCK (small penis)."
  2. 35 FLATSCREEN TVs
    SPORTZ
  3. GROUP OOHS AND AAHS
    A social obligation to feign interest in FOOTBALL.
  4. BALDSPOTS
    If you keep the convo moving, your old HIGH SCHOOL pals won't even notice.
  5. PHALLIC CRAFTSMAN TOOL COMMERCIALS
    👉👌
  6. DISCO BALL!