MARIO KART ITEMS ASSIGNED TO LISTERS BASED ON LIKE QUALITIES

I challenge you all to Delfino Square.
  1. Blue Shell - @marymurphy
    The Baddest Bitch. 💁🏽
  2. Red Shell - @stars
    Coming for you. No, not you, you. 💪🏽
  3. Triple Red Shells - @emilyannlosey
    Strategic AF. 😬
  4. Green Shell - @mlb
    Erratic AF. 🙃
  5. Triple Green Shells - @minabird
    Erratic AF As Hell. 🤗
  6. Bullet Bill - @kate81
    Super Nice. Always Helps Friends That Are Down Feel Better. 😊💕
  7. Banana Peel - @stevecady
    Slimy, Slippery, Extremely Phallic 🍌
  8. Triple Bananas - @kellydehoop
    Fallacy After Fallacy. 🍌🍌🍌
  9. Mushroom - @chrisgill
    Hiiiiiighhhh Most Of The Time ✌🏻️
  10. Triple Mushrooms - @amber
    HIGH AF AS HELL 🍁🚬
  11. Golden Mushroom - @graceadilla
    A Very Nice Surprise, But Must Handle With Care. 💣
  12. Mega Mushroom - @k8mcgarry
    Honestly Just Kinda Always A Stressful Situation, But What A Rush! 🎢
  13. Fake Item Box - @lesleyann
    Stealthy As All Hell! 😡😎
  14. Storm Cloud - @mess
    Wait. WHAT'S HAPPENING?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 😱😱😱
  15. Lightning - @lesbian
    GREAT If On Your Side, or LITERALLY Just The Worst. 💀
  16. Star - @joakes
    Pretty!!! ⭐️🌈
  17. POW Block - @brittscott
    Bitch Bout To Rock U. 🗿
  18. Blooper - @dustinboone
    Honestly, Just WTF? Lol 🍙
  19. Bob-omb - @joemurphy
    Douchey Sniper 🔫