MINDY, I'M SCREAMING*
This isn't a call-out, but it's about one.
- •Why your books always gotta know before I do? Are you just a clairvoyant rude dude? What's happening, @mindy? Are we in a fight or are we best friends? Why all these call-outs? I love you. I'm actually screaming inside this motor garage while I wait to get my oil changed because I pay for someone else to do this "man thing." Everyone is like 😎.
- •Your first book was all "this shouldn't take you more than a few days to read, if you're picking it up and putting it down for weeks on end, you're doing it wrong. What are you doing with your life, Michael?"
- •And I was all "why all these call-outs?"
- •And now I get it. You know me.
- •Bye, BFF. 💅🏼