⛈ MN Weather, Ranked By How Much It Scares Me 🌪

Today my kids' program theme is "Weather" because I couldn't think of anything better.
  1. 5.
    Winter is Coming?
    THIS IS MINNESOTA GET OVER IT
  2. 4.
    HEAT 🏀
    I know nothing about basketball?
  3. 3.
    Hail
    Hitler sucked.
  4. 2.
    Lightening/Thunder
    Love Zeus, not the flash/crash.
  5. 1.
    Tornados
    Oh, fuck no.