Happy Birthday Lesley Ann!! (I love you, @drugs, I do, but this is a call-out list. @lesleyann, you've been called out).
  1. Happy Birthday friend, best friend.
  2. May our adventures never end.
    Static
  3. May we never forget to travel this world lightly and together.
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  4. May we never stop hating New Years.
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  5. May we parent ourselves, first.
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  6. May we always be sickeningly sweet to each other.
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  7. May we never again be as awkward as that prom pic.
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  8. May we never stop laughing uncontrollably.
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  9. May we never stop laughing, period.
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  10. Especially when we're the only ones.
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  11. May we travel.
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  12. May we always be there.
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  13. May we break the rules, accidentally.
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  14. May we never grow up.
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  15. Never.
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  16. And DON'T.
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  17. Y'ALL NEVER.
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  18. FUCK WITH OUR DISNEY GAME ON FLEEK WE CAME TO PLAY.
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  19. Let's build something great together.
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  20. Cause this friendship's worked out pretty nicely.
    Static
  21. I love you. I need you. You complete me. You are me. They are we. Don't they'all mess with this. This is 10 years old and it's not going anywhere.
  22. Happy Birthday, Lesley Ann.
  23. You're my favorite Cancer.