MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

I got sick, like flu/cold nothing serious, and it might be a little melodramatic, but whenever I get sick I update my Last Will and Testament, just in case.
  1. My vinyl:
    I leave all my vinyl to @lesleyann and duplicates to my lil sister.
  2. Chromeo:
    I bequeath this shinning shimmering splendor unto my younger siblings.
  3. My Beanie Babies:
    I donate all my Beanie Babies to science, or my personal Museum, whichever proves most beneficial to humanity first.
  4. My Disney VHS:
    The only person I trust with such valuable items, @lesleyann.
  5. An Unfinished Masterpiece; My Study Abroad Journal:
    This will be protected and cherished forever by the Hooley twins.
  6. My Booze:
    To be split evenly among new List App family, @joemurphy, @marymurphy, and @k8mcgarry while they mourn my death.
  7. My Impossible Soul:
    To Sufjan Stevens.