MY PILLOWS: RANKED

Please don't make this sleep end.
  1. 1.
    Jimmy Phew
    Deliciously lumpy and soft, 0 support.
  2. 2.
    Cloud4
    Fluffy and less lumpy than Jimmy, probably better for me but a bitch can't help it.
  3. 3.
    Snorebort
    Hard as a surfboard for when I'm not fucking around with insomnia.
  4. 4.
    The Firm
    Not quite as firm as the other, kinda like a less intense television series...
  5. 5.
    Jack-Jack 1
    Named after The Incredibles came out, these pillows have been around.
  6. 6.
    Jack-Jack 2
    They've seen things.
  7. 7.
    Baldwin
    Body pillow, sorta just gets pushed to the back until I really need versatility, but always there supporting me.
  8. 8.
    Sufyawn Stevens
    For looks.