NOT MICHAEL CIRCA™

Inspired by @lesleyann
  1. Yogurt
    My kryptonite. Born from what made me, dairy, but literally burns my skin and rips my soul.
  2. Vince Vaughn
    I know about him being a hot young man, but don't even with me. Have I ever found a movie with him in it I honestly enjoy?
  3. Jack Daniel's
    I have half an ounce from 2012, want it?
  4. Sandals
    I get you but I don't care.
  5. Boobs
    I always told myself I was just "an ass guy" and then that became all-too evident...
  6. The Expendables
    THEY HAD ME AT LIAM HEMSWORTH AND THEN SPOILER ALERT HE DIES AND I WAS LIKE "COME ON"
  7. NEEDLES
    *passes out*
  8. Taco Bell
    Listen.
  9. Worries™