NOT MICHAEL CIRCA™
Inspired by @lesleyann
- •YogurtMy kryptonite. Born from what made me, dairy, but literally burns my skin and rips my soul.
- •Vince VaughnI know about him being a hot young man, but don't even with me. Have I ever found a movie with him in it I honestly enjoy?
- •Jack Daniel'sI have half an ounce from 2012, want it?
- •SandalsI get you but I don't care.
- •BoobsI always told myself I was just "an ass guy" and then that became all-too evident...
- •The ExpendablesTHEY HAD ME AT LIAM HEMSWORTH AND THEN SPOILER ALERT HE DIES AND I WAS LIKE "COME ON"
- •NEEDLES*passes out*
- •Taco BellListen.