Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. What's your deal, @joemurphy? Think you could do better?
  2. I know you are, but what am I?
  3. Is this seat taken? Didn't think so.
  4. Hey @joemurphy, how's Hufflepuff?
  5. So how many times did you fail the apparition exam?
  6. You brought a fish??
  7. What's it like being a Squib?
  8. Is this your copy of Quickspell I found in the girl's bathroom?
  9. Save some for us at the feast tonight, would ya?
  10. How'd you escape St. Mungo's?
  11. What's your Boggart turn into again? Oh yea, a mirror...
  12. Give up?