Inspired by @k8mcgarry screaming this picture at me.
  1. "Welcome to Book Club! Do you have your copy of 'Ethan Frome?'"
    Static
    Hate that book. Still, sign me up.
  2. "Welcome! We JUST started 'Tropic Thunder' you haven't missed much!"
    Static
    Doesn't even matter, should I take off my shoes?
  3. "Michael! Hey! Oh!... Thank you... but you must have missed it on the Facebook event description... this is a "Dry Party..." @stevecady's 8 months sober... do you still have the receipt for this lovely bottle of Cab?"
    Static
    Don't care, I'd still go in.
  4. "Hi, thanks for coming! Leave your shoes on, I'm going to murder you!"
    Static
    I'd still go in.
  5. "Michael, good to see you... my friends will be outta here soon... I can't wait to get comfy and turn on New Girl..."
    Static
    😛 THE DREAM
  6. "Get in here, you. I'm gonna make you feel so damn good."
    Static
    THE ACTUAL DREAM
  7. "Take off your pants."
    Static
    Already done.
  8. "Hey! Glad you could make it! The orgy's about to start, did you remember your Tetanus shot?"
    Static
    MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!