Taron Egerton: "Come On In!"

Inspired by @k8mcgarry screaming this picture at me.
  1. "Welcome to Book Club! Do you have your copy of 'Ethan Frome?'"
    Hate that book. Still, sign me up.
  2. "Welcome! We JUST started 'Tropic Thunder' you haven't missed much!"
    Doesn't even matter, should I take off my shoes?
  3. "Michael! Hey! Oh!... Thank you... but you must have missed it on the Facebook event description... this is a "Dry Party..." @stevecady's 8 months sober... do you still have the receipt for this lovely bottle of Cab?"
    Don't care, I'd still go in.
  4. "Hi, thanks for coming! Leave your shoes on, I'm going to murder you!"
    I'd still go in.
  5. "Michael, good to see you... my friends will be outta here soon... I can't wait to get comfy and turn on New Girl..."
    😛 THE DREAM
  6. "Get in here, you. I'm gonna make you feel so damn good."
    THE ACTUAL DREAM
  7. "Take off your pants."
    Already done.
  8. "Hey! Glad you could make it! The orgy's about to start, did you remember your Tetanus shot?"
    MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!