THAT FUCKING CAN OF SOUP

Requested eons ago by @k8mcgarry, posted today to honour the 2-year anniversary of this fucking can of soup's expiration.
  1. Behold:
    This fucking can of soup.
  2. @k8mcgarry requested this list over a year ago when I got sick and semi-dramatically wrote my last will and testament, again.
  3. See also
  4. So why is this can of soup so important?
  5. And why have @lesleyann and I protected it from being thrown away by our parents for so long?
  6. It all started when...