THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @lesleyann and all.
  1. What's your favorite word?
    Hi.
  2. What's your least favorite word?
    Deadline.
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
    Enthusiasm.
  4. What turns you off?
    Indifference.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck.
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Laughter.
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Football.
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Writer.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Police.
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    Michael, thank God you're here... Cruella and the others have taken all the puppies... Follow me.