I'm mildly ill again, in case this is the end I'd like to set my affairs straight and get you started on my Biography.
  1. My Dragons:
    I bequeath the ownership and responsibility for my dragons to my closest companions whom they will now serve and protect as majestically as they did me. Please nurse them back to health once they begin morning me.
  2. - The Welsh Green to @marymurphy, the Susan of the group.
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  3. - The Chinese Fireball, Ooooh to @LizDawson
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  4. - The Swedish Short-Snout to @joakes
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  5. - The Hungarian Horntail to @joemurphy
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  6. - Figment, The Imaginary Dragon to @k8mcgarry
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  7. - Drogon to @lesleyann
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  8. My Weird-Ass Shit I'm Keeping Till I'm Dead:
  9. - @lesleyann reunite Rhonda with her sisters, and with my Sufjan chocolate wrapper please create a shrine at the funeral of all the things from and including my Walker bag, the record, and my notes from the artist talk the next day, it's in the blog's purple Five Star® notebook.
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  10. - @marymurphy make use of the weird-ass elephant hat.
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  11. - @joakes bury me with the Sun-Ripened Yellow Tomato Soup, then later that night dig up my grave and give the can of soup to @lesleyann for the museum. She'll know what this means.
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  12. - @k8mcgarry bring the Cheez-Its box with alternative fun. lyrics on Ellen, and ask her and One Direction to sing it up to the point I finished the song.
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  13. - @joemurphy score some 🌿 to share with @LizDawson the night of my funeral and try to find a way to use my shitty pinch pot from 1st Grade to ~blaze~ it while reading out loud my lists on skype with @marymurphy @k8mcgarry and @lesleyann who are home, comforting my widowed Sufjan. @joakes you should join Joe and Liz once the deed is done.
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    You may need it.
  14. The Blog: @barrierjunkies
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    @lesleyann - take care of the blog.
  15. The Life And Lies of Michael Wiig-Hader-Fey Lawrence Stevens:
  16. - I'm in a secret polygamous marriage ring with Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, and Tina Fey, meanwhile divorced but friends with Jennifer Lawrence, and remarried to Sufjan Stevens on my deathbed.
  17. - @joakes and I were never married at sundown, I want this to be recognized as against my better wishes and please let Jon write a the forward for my Biography.
  18. - @lesleyann you will write the Biography, but may enlist the help of @joakes @joemurphy @LizDawson @marymurphy and @k8mcgarry and Sufjan, Jennifer, Tina, Kristen, and Bill, when they're ready.
  19. - Jennifer Lawrence should write, star, and direct the posthumous biopic based on the Biography.
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    Tina, Sufjan and Jennifer play themselves:
  20. --- @joemurphy is played by Taron Eggerton
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  21. --- @marymurphy is played by Emilia Clarke
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  22. --- @k8mcgarry is played by Jessica Chastain, everybody!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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  23. --- @joakes is played by Lee Pace
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  24. --- @LizDawson is played by Zooey Deschanel
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  25. --- @lesleyann is played by Kristen Wiig
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  26. --- Kristen Wiig is played by Emma Watson
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  27. --- @michael_circa91 is played by Bill Hader
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  28. Bill Hader is played by Michael Cera
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  29. Goodnight and Good Luck
  30. I trust you all.