THE WARNING SIGNS TO ANOTHER @MICHAEL_CIRCA91 EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

  1. @barrierjunkies is listening to Sufjan Stevens on Spotify
  2. Piles of pistachio shells
  3. I set a 15 minute or less timer for shut-eye
  4. The batcall "🌀🌀🌀☕️" text to @lesleyann
  5. I'm blasting power ballad jams while I shower and singing along ferociously
  6. Like Crazy is at the top of the pile of DVDs stacked in front of my DVD shelf
  7. The sky is blue
  8. It's late
  9. Just a lot of retweets
  10. The cheese drawer is empty