THINGS I (BARELY) TOLERATE

Inspired by @rachellewis - pictures literally stollen from @rachellewis (though that last one is just me being a shit).
  1. Sticker goo left on books, movies, or CDs
    RIGHT ON THE MAIN MINOR CHARACTER'S FACE.
  2. Unhelpful fortune cookies
  3. Late Night with Seth Meyers
    I'm sorry!!
  4. Cliffhangers
  5. American-made gelato
  6. Sufjan Stevens hipsters
  7. Bitter old people
  8. Liars who don't know I know they're lying
  9. TRAFFIC
    #Amiright?
  10. Unintentionally poor grammar or spelling
  11. People from my past showing up in my present unwanted and uninvited
  12. Important life decisions
    See also "Job Applications"
  13. The self-righteous
  14. YOUR MOM!!!!!
    L O L