THINGS THAT I HAVE MASTERED AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
A vanity list. Inspired List request, @joemurphy.
- •Most Alan Menken Disney songs.
- •Bullshitting and "Winging" Kid's Activities that were supposed to be Planned.
- •The Ability to Laugh at Myself
- •The Art of Self-Deprication
- •Shamelessly Fanning over Musicians
- •Harry Potter Trivia
- •Mad Game with the Bitches
- •Quoting A Very Potter Musical
- •Pretending I've heard of a book/DVD someone is looking for at Stores or Libraries.
- •Subtle Looks of Death or Dying to the Friends I can Trust to share my Opinions in front of the Perpetrator of my Misery or Done-ness
- •Tagging @lesleyann in everything Social Media
- •Likening Literally Everything in Movies or TV Shows to My Own Sad Life
- •Sufjan Stevens Puns and Shade.
- •Kraft® Mac N' Cheese