THOUGHTS I THOUGHT WHEN I THOUGHT I'D BE LATE FOR WORK
- •"How long will this Go Go Squeeze sustain me?"
- •"Literally, how does this hot dog bun have its shit less together than I do?"
- •"If all of America became less independent and solved all traffic and pollution issues by carpooling, I bet the world would still find a way to die, because #same."
- •"Oh, I guess I won't be late, then."
- •"Sweet! I have time to scarf down a Quiche!"
- •"Or a cheesecake."
- •"I wonder if Kristen Wiig improved 'Shit, that is fresh' in Bridesmaids..."