TIMES WHEN I'VE THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT MICHAEL? YOU'RE KILLIN IT RIGHT NOW. KEEP IT UP."

  1. When my dad was testing his new car's fancy Siri texts-reader on our way to Iowa and asked me to text him and I sent
    "Hello father, I am your Luke."
  2. When I got big laughs from my elder cousins for doing the hashtag hand gesture and saying "hashtag the suburbs" while telling a story about attending Thursday Trivia
    at a Champps.
  3. When I joined The List App and became a self-proclaimed expert on
    trashy Disney lists.
  4. When I was accepted into the Murphy family by
    having a mutual no chill with @joemurphy about Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, and Kraft Mac.
  5. When my fictional list of live action castings for unannounced Disney movies was
    featured on The List App!
  6. When I watched all 5 seasons of Game of Thrones
    in the span of about 3 weeks.
  7. When I gave Sufjan Stevens
    a Spiderman Valentine on Valentine's Day, and it had a printed misspelling I corrected for him.
  8. When I gave @lesleyann
    a Beefcake "Color Me Swoon" Coloring Book for Christmas.
  9. When I posted a list about
    how few words I missed in the Disney songs I know the most words to, and realized how many I actually knew.
  10. When I successfully memorized
    the title to every Harry Potter chapter in each of the seven books and defeated the Sporcle quiz in less than 10 minutes.
  11. When I danced
    naked in the bathroom to Florence + The Machine before my shower.
  12. When @joemurphy requested
    this list. And a trip to Maryland.