TrueLife...

  1. My dentist still comes up on my recommended friends on Facebook because I stalked him once.
  2. Your turn!
  3. Sometimes when I make a smoothie, I just stick a straw straight in the blender to drink it instead of using a glass...
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  4. I watched every episode of iCarly. During college. It's a great show.
    Suggested by   @joemurphy
  5. I'm eerily good at finding people on Facebook
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  6. I have a corner of my room that i just pile with garbage because I'm too lazy to take out the trash.
    I take out the trash every three weeks or so.
    Suggested by   @lexie_elyse
  7. Also my Spanish professor got hit by a car and I was genuinely mad that we still had class.
    Okay sorry I'm done. I just have too many.
    Suggested by   @lexie_elyse
  8. I eat large spoonfuls of Nutella and Biscoff most days
    If I stopped doing this I would honestly lose 10 pounds hshahahahahahahahah
    Suggested by   @drugs
  9. Pot Pies should be mostly crust and only a little bit veggies and meat
    Suggested by   @jessilee23
  10. I've never even gone on a date
    The only two guys who ever asked me out were a mean jock and a gross guy who bullied me all through middle school. Cc: Janis Ian https://youtu.be/VMUz2TNMvL0
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  11. I looked up my college boyfriend on Facebook not surprised that he was still single at 47. Looking back, he was an annoying, self-centered twerp. So, I can see how he may have issues finding a partner. And I'm not sorry I feel that way.
    Suggested by   @MaddyandOwensMom
  12. I couldn't think of that juice place in the mall and kept calling it Orange Caesar and a. nobody noticed or b. everyone noticed but didn't want to tell me it's actually called Orange Julius.
    Suggested by   @hkelley
  13. I have to count how many days(ok hours!) it's been since I've eaten Taco Bell when determining how soon I can consume it again
    Suggested by   @Jacksalack