1. Corgis running on hardwood floors
  2. Douchebag tuning his guitar
  3. Pringles can pop
  4. Baby preparing to cry
  5. Seth Meyers' laugh
  6. Mom's coming down the hall, and she's definitely gonna barge in without knocking
  7. Harry Potter spitting "HE WAS THEIR FRIEND"
  8. The internal screaming while someone's looking at your phone