WEIRD-ASS SHIT I'M KEEPING TILL I'M DEAD

If you want the whole truth, just ask!
  1. This Fucking Can Of Soup
    Read the autobiography.
  2. This Weird-Ass Chocolate Wrapper
    One word: Sufjan.
  3. This Fucked-Up Pinch Pot, Probably
    I've had it since Elementary School, why stop now?
  4. Rhonda, My Totally Bitchin' Yellow Dinosaur
    Some fools trying to call her Rachel or some shit.
  5. This WTF Elephant Hat
    Sometimes friends are there for you at just the right time without even realizing it.
  6. This Old-Ass Family Cheez-It Box
    With unfinished alternative lyrics to Fun.'s "Some Nights" written on it.
  7. I bet you thought my Disney VHS and Beanie Babies were gonna end up on this list too...
    Bitch, you wanna fight?