If you want the whole truth, just ask!
  1. This Fucking Can Of Soup
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    Read the autobiography.
  2. This Weird-Ass Chocolate Wrapper
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    One word: Sufjan.
  3. This Fucked-Up Pinch Pot, Probably
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    I've had it since Elementary School, why stop now?
  4. Rhonda, My Totally Bitchin' Yellow Dinosaur
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    Some fools trying to call her Rachel or some shit.
  5. This WTF Elephant Hat
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    Sometimes friends are there for you at just the right time without even realizing it.
  6. This Old-Ass Family Cheez-It Box
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    With unfinished alternative lyrics to Fun.'s "Some Nights" written on it.
  7. I bet you thought my Disney VHS and Beanie Babies were gonna end up on this list too...
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    Bitch, you wanna fight?