- •Wish someone would take these socks off for me... I'm too comfortable to move
- •If I lived alone I wouldn't have to decide if I should put pants on
- •If @lesleyann and I get a loft apartment I will probably wear pants to be courteous, but just so she knows, we might become those sickeningly close friends who don't have boundaries. We're already the same person.
- •But like I'll keep it classy, still.
- •I drank white wine tonight, motherfucker.