5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random
- •The Hex GirlsBecause... They're the hex girls. And also I thought it would be a good Halloween costume idea. But there's plenty of time for that.
- •A screenshot proving that my grandma read Zola's crazy Twitter storyWhy else would she comment THAT SPECIFIC NAME when asked to name one that starts with Z? Basically, she is an Internet connessuer and nobody knew.
- •A cardboard cutout of Ron BurgundyStay classy, San Diego.
- •A photo of me trying to get me dog to love meShe was not impressed.
- •A snapchat I got from my dad one timeThis man does not understand the concept of flattering angles. Or of photogenic facial expressions. But he works it anyways.