TEEN TRENDS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

I am an old man, yelling at clouds
  1. neon athletic sneakers
  2. pastel baseball caps
  3. bonnets
  4. calling people "mom" and "dad" who are neither mother nor father
  5. drinking illegally
  6. being young
  7. FaceTime
  8. hand holding
  9. apple eating
  10. back end UX development
  11. front end UX development
  12. twerking
  13. shrek
  14. just kidding I love shrek