STAGES OF FACIAL HAIR

Based solely on the comments of my coworkers
  1. "Did you shave your beard?"
  2. "When are you gonna grow your beard back?"
  3. "Ahh, the beard is coming in nicely."
  4. "Wow - your beard is getting big."
  5. "You look like the guy from the Hangover movies. What's his name."
  6. "Your beard looks almost Taliban-y."
  7. "Did you ever see that Family Guy where Peter had a birds nest growing in his beard? Yeah. You look like that."
  8. "You should really trim your beard."
  9. "I SAID TRIM - NOT SHAVE!"