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Just off the top of my head
- •All eligible women have chosen for me to be single
- •I'm doing things my way
- •My way is the wrong way
- •Borderline Depression"Ive already watched 13 episodes of The Office today. I don't feel like putting on pants."
- •Slight Motivation"Surly I can find something to do in this house."
- •Slight fade back into depression"I've already paced the house 8 times, looked in the refrigerator 9, and my pants aren't looking any cozier."
- •When people say "nice mustache"
My favorite quotes hand picked and harvested fresh from one of my good friends. Context is unnecessary.
- •"He who listens to the heart doesn't actually have to listen to his neighbor"
- •"He who sins in the heart, sins in the flesh"
- •"Dogs enjoy honesty"