Just off the top of my head
  1. All eligible women have chosen for me to be single
  2. I'm doing things my way
  3. My way is the wrong way
  4. I use too many puns
  5. I'm intimidating
  6. I'm not intimidating enough and therefore don't provide a sense of protection
  7. I'm a musician who doesn't sing
  8. I take the phrase "Netflix and chill" literally
  9. I avoid eye contact
    So instead I wear glasses
  10. I use too many puns